July 16, 2006

7/17 - Teed Off: Ocean Super Hero J.M. Cousteau Comes to the Rescue of Guana Cay, Bahamas

After donning his cape and landing in the Oval Office to make an ocean conservationist out of enviro skeptic President Bush, ocean super hero Jean-Michel Cousteau is now coming to the aid of Guana Cay in the Bahamas where pasty skinned golfers in baggy plaid shorts are threatening to make the coral reefs into fairways. Somebody needs to write a comic book starring this guy.

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Look, out in the ocean, it's an albatross, no, it's a seaplane, no ... it's ... Ocean Super Hero Jean-Michel Cousteau (seen here without his cape)

Posted by Randy Olson at July 16, 2006 10:01 AM